I will take this moment to lament and pity myself. Apparently, I have magical powers. As soon as you get into my life, you will end up with your ex-girlfriend. So if you ever lost that love and want her back, date me for a little while. Hell, you only have to go out to coffee with me. Cheap! I have yet to exercise this power with women, but I've never done the lesbian experimentation, and perhaps it's never too late.
I wonder if I can bottle and market this power. Like a potion. Oh, better than Teen Witch.
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