new jersey rocks
I was driving home from work this morning. It was about 5:30am, cloudy and foggy, the sun was coming up. Around exit 15, I started to drive through what seemed like rain. But upon closer inspection, the "rain" was leaving green/brown turd colored splats on my windscreen. Was it cicadas, bugs or shit? I still don't know. Ahh, New Jersey.

From my friend:
I'm loading CD's into my Music Match program. I pulled out the Bloodhound Gang's CD with "The Bad Touch" on it. I noticed that one of the tracks is called "The 10 Greatest Things about New Jersey".

It's blank.