Friday, October 07, 2005

useless
Jennifer Garner is dead to me. She had to go and have this crazy relationship with Ben Affleck and get knocked up and drive away the only good thing about Alias: Michael Vartan. Could the man BE any hotter? No. Could Jennifer Garner be MORE annoying? No. Grrr. If she drove him to MY arms, however, that would be a whole 'nother story.

6 comments:

noirah said...

Hope last comment re pink diaries didn't contribute to the fall of that post. I like to read about the details of your past and present lives (especially the sordid ones). Just hate to see you lose power because everyone has access to your cards.

hap said...

I've been posting and unposting a lot as of late. I need to show a little more discretion. Part of the problem is I don't really care what I write on here and if anyone bothered to ask me or talk to me for 10 minutes about it, I would probably divulge all. I guess I'm just exercising my common sense, trying it out for a while. I thought your post might have been a good indication to me that maybe I had overstepped a line. I'm unable to make these determinations on my own. :)

PS I'm in Tucson and it's 90+ degrees!

noirah said...
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noirah said...

Well the good news is that 13 Going on 30 is more shameful than any of our youthful indiscretions. It's nice to have Jennifer Garner as a shame-o-meter. You can't use someone like J-Lo or Britney because they're too far over the edge. But JG is just solid enough to be insidiously bad rather than outright ridiculous.

90 f-ing degrees? Perfect beer-drinking weather.

Melvin Ming said...

As flat an actor as Michael Vartan is, IMHO, I too would vastly prefer to look at him than Jen's whiney ass.

Anonymous said...

I may give up Alias entirely. I gave up JG a while ago, and went for someone who could eat her (and Ben Affleck) for breakfast, i.e. my newest girl crush, Angelina. But I wouldn't mind having Vartan for breakfast...