Sweater or Dog?
I was wearing a sweater yesterday that shed like a shaggy dog. It was awful. I would sit in a chair for a moment, get up, and the black chair would be cream colored. Every time I moved, I could see a swirl of sweater fur around me. All day long, I felt like I had something in my eye, and I'm pretty sure if I blew my nose, a furry cream colored ball of snot would come out. The sweater was so annoying that I had to leave the library earlier than planned just so I could come home and take the damn thing off.

It is now in a bag waiting to be taken to goodwill. Stupid sweater.