drunk dialing & txting
breathalyzers should be attached to all cell phones and internet accessible computers.

it's now april 15 in new zealand and in all of the first time zone in the world to see the new day. april 15 is slowly creeping up on eastern standard (daylight?) time; my birthday is slowly creeping up on me, hour by hour, like a flashlight shining on a turning globe. like the sun shining on the rotating earth, except it's all dark. i want to take a shot for every new time zone that sees my birthday but i have to sit in on a couple law school classes and figured that chugging liquor would be bad form.

i like boston. i'll like boston even more when it's not pissing down rain. i can't believe this is the city of my future.