dictionary
new words i've learned
pash = make out
stroppy = fiesty
rooted = fucked, as in the act
gutted = sad, let down
bugger = an expletive, kind of like crap
crikey = see above
nicked/pinched = stolen
"numpty" = dumbasses
sweet as = an expression, like "sweet!"; can be used in many ways, such as "dumb as", "drunk as", etc.
reckon = think, believe
PIES = what's making me fat
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and 14,000 different ways to say "fuck"