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I have nothing to say. Everything I want to say, I take back. So I will remain silent until I have something to say that I can blog about or that is even remotely worth blogging about. Perhaps I should buy this book called something like "No One Wants To Know What You Had For Lunch" or some such. It gives suggestions for blog topics. I'm pretty sure they have nothing to do with asparagus pee nor break up song lyrics nor buffalo sex.

Blergh.