Sunday, January 29, 2006

Talking Points
Here are a few rules to summarize the weekend:

1) If I haven't made this clear before, an engaged man being talked up by a drunk law student wearing makeup shoul mention his fiancee within the first 30 minutes or so.

2) It is gauche to clip your nails in other people's cars.

3) When your friend tells you to bring knee pads for snowboarding, listen to her.
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2 comments:

Melvin Ming said...

How about cutting your nails (toenails even!) on the plane, while sitting next to people you don't know? I've observed this sick fucking custom a few times.

30 January, 2006 20:14
noirah said...

How about not mentioning the wife or the child until the end of the evening after his digits are already in your purse? Now that's a sick fucking custom.

31 January, 2006 12:33

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