Things to Expect

If you're the only single and straight man at a party full of gay men and hags, here are some things to expect:

1) If you find the right guys, you can be set up with almost any single, straight woman at the party.
2) But not if you're sketchy.
3) Once you leave, you will be talked about.
4) Especially if you're sketchy.

Maybe it was tacky to do it while you were standing right outside the window and could hear us, but you'll live. I have no apologies. HA!